Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Don't Be A Hooker With A Penis

If you're a Tool fan, you'll see clearly what I'm about to talk about here, or at least what the theme will be.

For those who aren't Tool fans, check out the song, Hooker With A Penis. Hopefully interpretation will be easy. If not, my blog entry for today can help with that.

Check it.

If you wanna give someone advice, go ahead and do that. But in a respectful manner, of course.

I understand you wanna look out for them. That's cool.

Here's the thing, though:

If you don't practice what you preach, then what the heck are you telling me this for? Who are you to be like that? Why are you a hooker with a penis?

You're doing what you preach against! You're no different than the pardoner in The Canterbury Tales!

Some of us are actually getting our stuff together. So don't be telling me not to do the very thing you call me out on when, in some cases, I don't even do that kind of stuff.

Look at you! You don't even have a job, and you can't keep the ones you get, which lots of people wish they could have. Don't tell me about relationships. Look who's still in lack of one.

I know what I'm doing right and wrong, I know what mistakes to avoid the most. So back off, hooker with a penis!